SMS Jokes, Funny SMS Jokes, SMS Messages, Text SMS Messages, Mobile SMS Jokes, Short SMS

it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,

2009-12-15T09:40:00.001-08:00

A HEART die’s when
it is not able to share’s its FEELINGS…,

But a HEART Kills itself when
another Heart does not Understands its Feelings.

Unredtsanding btewene ecah ohter

2009-12-15T09:39:00.000-08:00

Unredtsanding btewene ecah ohter
is rael fierndsihp eevn
we hvae so mnay msitkase lkie htis msseaeg,
btu i konw u cna raed wtihotu erorr.
That’s friendship.:)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2009-12-13T18:31:00.003-08:00

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE
Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST
Hope you will all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Christmas mubarak

2009-12-13T18:31:00.001-08:00

Devdoot banke koi aayega
Saari tammanaye tumhari poori kar jayega
Christmas k iss khush din pe
Dher sare tohfe aur khushiyan de jayega..
Christmas mubarak !

Happy New Year 2010

2009-12-13T18:30:00.002-08:00

Wish you Great JAN,
Lovable FEB,
Amazing MAR,
Foolish APR,
Pleasant MAY,
Booming JUN,
Superb JUL,
Free AUG,
Tastiest SEP,
Chill OCT,
Beautiful NOV,
Happiest DEC.
Happy New Year 2010.

Good Morning SMS

2009-12-13T18:30:00.001-08:00

Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you’re tired and weary,
Because it means you’ve made a difference.”
So, KEEP SMILING and have a peaceful mind for the day!!!

On this cold cold night

2009-12-07T20:08:00.002-08:00

On this cold cold night,
in My small small ROOm,
I Look At The Bright Bright StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy &
DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!
GoodNighT!

Death is not the greatest loss in life

2009-12-07T20:08:00.001-08:00

Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

He’s the only 1 who earns!

2009-12-07T20:07:00.004-08:00

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don’t u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He’s the only 1 who earns!

Golden Rule

2009-12-07T20:07:00.003-08:00

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

Shakespare says

2009-12-07T20:07:00.001-08:00

Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn’t tell u…
Second when ur love doesn’t love u and tells u.

Happiness cannot be found

2009-12-07T20:06:00.002-08:00

Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it’s way back to you
that’s the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.

I studied everything but never topped

2009-12-07T20:06:00.001-08:00

“I studied everything but never topped,
But today the toppers of
the best universities are my employees” (Bill Gates)
Be creative

Everyone has a BEST FRIEND

2009-12-07T20:05:00.000-08:00

Everyone has a BEST FRIEND
during each stage of life,

But Only lucky ones have
the same friend in all stages of life

Care for the one who shares with u,

2009-11-13T09:37:00.001-08:00

Care for the one who shares with u,
share with the one who knows u,
know the one who MISSES u,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,
Wish u all the Best

zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha

2009-11-13T09:36:00.002-08:00

Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha?

Student:
zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..
Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!

No one can go back and

2009-11-13T09:36:00.001-08:00

No one can go back and;
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope u’ll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy!

When someone hurts u

2009-10-29T10:45:00.005-07:00

When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones

So I’ll propose on Halloween

2009-10-29T10:45:00.003-07:00

Just like a ghost,
you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like you

make me a child again

2009-10-29T10:45:00.001-07:00

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!

MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS

2009-10-23T11:05:00.001-07:00

MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE

Diwali SMS / SMS / Text SMS

2009-10-11T08:25:00.000-07:00

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

Santa Banta SMS

2009-10-11T07:55:00.002-07:00

Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Santa Banta Messages

2009-10-11T07:55:00.001-07:00

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai...

A Girl is giving directions

2009-10-07T08:03:00.001-07:00

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck

2009-10-07T00:56:00.001-07:00

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

LOVE IS LIFE

2009-10-07T00:55:00.002-07:00

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

2009-10-07T00:55:00.001-07:00

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Diwali TEXT SMS

2009-10-03T07:50:00.001-07:00

Diwali is here & atmosphere is filled with d spirit of mirth & love,
here's hoping this festival of beauty brings ur way, bright sparkles of contentment.

Diwali SMS Messages

2009-10-03T07:49:00.001-07:00

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
Happy Diwali.

Diwali SMS Joke

2009-10-03T07:48:00.000-07:00

A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and
bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

As the cresent moon is sighted…

2009-09-22T07:52:00.001-07:00

As the cresent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

He is the one GOD

2009-09-22T07:51:00.000-07:00

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

Navratri 2009 SMS

2009-09-18T12:26:00.001-07:00

Celibrate The Victory Of The
Force Of Good Over Evil.
Lets Celibrate An Auspicious Day
To Begin New Thing In Life.
Happy Dussera.

Navratri SMS Online

2009-09-18T12:25:00.004-07:00

May This Dasara,
Light Up For You.
The Hopes Of Happy Times,
And Dreams For A Year Full Of Smiles!
Wish You Happy Dasara.

Navratri SMS Messages

2009-09-18T12:25:00.003-07:00

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.

Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

Navratri SMS Quotes

2009-09-18T12:25:00.001-07:00

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.

Navratri SMS Wishes

2009-09-18T12:24:00.001-07:00

Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!

Durga Pooja SMS

2009-09-18T12:23:00.004-07:00

Durga Puja Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Ma Durga ka….
Is Durga puja Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman ho…

Happy Durga puja

Dashara Free SMS Quotes

2009-09-18T12:23:00.003-07:00

Let The Joy Of Festivity
Embrace You & Your Loved Ones
On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year!
Very Very Happy Dussehra
To You & Your Family

Navratri SMS Jokes

2009-09-18T12:23:00.001-07:00

This Navratri, May You Be Blessed With Good Fortune
As Long As Ganeshji’s Trunk
Wealth And Prosperity As Big As His Stomach
Happiness As Sweet As His Ladoos
And May Your Trouble Be As Small As His Mouse

Happy Navratri

Durga Pooja Messages

2009-09-18T12:22:00.000-07:00

May This Dasara
Light Up For You
The Hopes Of Happy Times
And Dreams For A Year Full Of Smiles!

Wish You Happy Dasara

Friendship is like

2009-09-18T00:56:00.001-07:00

Friendship is like a garden.
It’s beautiful when watered with luv, hugs,
tears & cheers but dries up
if left untouched so always keep in touch

A friend is sweet when its new

2009-09-18T00:55:00.004-07:00

A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its true,
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

Friendship is like a tree

2009-09-18T00:55:00.003-07:00

Friendship is like a tree,
It is not measured on how tall it could be,
But is on how deep,
The roots have grown.

Every garden must have a rose

2009-09-18T00:55:00.001-07:00

Every garden must have a rose,
Every sweet face must have a smile,
Every grass must have a dew,
Every good person must have a friend like u.

When U win

2009-09-18T00:54:00.003-07:00

When U win,
I will proudly tell the world Hey!
That’s my friend
But when U lose,
I Will sit by Ur side, hold Ur hand and say, hey Im Ur friend .

Zindagi har pal khaas nahi hoti

2009-09-18T00:54:00.001-07:00

Zindagi har pal khaas nahi hoti,
Phoolon ke khusbu hamesha paas nahi hoti,
Milna hamare taqdeer mein likha tha,
Warna itni pyaari dosti hamare itefaq nahi hoti

Dooriyon se farq nahi padta

2009-09-18T00:53:00.004-07:00

Dooriyon se farq nahi padta,
Baat to dilon ke nazdikiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuch khaas logon se hoti hai,
Varna mulakat to roz na jaane kitne logon se hoti hai.

The times we shared is like shooting star

2009-09-18T00:53:00.003-07:00

The times we shared is like shooting star
The time is short but really beautiful moments
Forever engraved in our hearts
Friends forever!!!

Teri dosti mein nasha hai

2009-09-18T00:53:00.001-07:00

Teri dosti mein nasha hai,
Tabhi toh duniya hamse khafa hai,
Na karo humse itni mohabbat dost,
Ki dil hi puchhe dhadkan kaha hai.

Dosti SMS

2009-09-18T00:52:00.000-07:00

Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti

Inspirational SMS

2009-09-13T11:58:00.000-07:00

1.Insan apni toheen maaf kr sakta hai, bhool nahi sakta
2. Jis se mohabbat ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kya jata
3. Kabhi na girna kamaal nahi
Bal k gir k sambhal jana kamaal hai
4. Kisi ko panay ki tmanna mat kro blke khud
ko is qabil bnao k wo tmhan panay ki tmanna krne lge

Lovely SMS / SMS Messages / SMS Jokes

2009-09-13T11:57:00.002-07:00

1
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

2
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

3
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

4
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again

5
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Santa & Banta SMS Jokes

2009-09-13T11:57:00.001-07:00

Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye.

Banta : Ye To Bahot Bura Hua !!! Lekin Tum Apne Saath Hamesha Pistol Bhi To Rakhte Ho Na ??

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.

Funny SMS Messages/SMS Messages

2009-09-05T08:12:00.002-07:00

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

Funny SMS Messages

2009-09-05T08:12:00.001-07:00

Q: Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!

Santa Banta SMS

2009-09-05T08:11:00.000-07:00

Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there,
this is Tipu Sultan’s chair.
Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes.

Friendship Message / SMS Message

2009-08-23T11:01:00.001-07:00

A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.
But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

Rishto ki duniya hain nirali

2009-08-23T11:00:00.001-07:00

Rishto ki duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…

Hindi April fool Text SMS

2009-08-23T10:44:00.000-07:00

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt,
maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta
tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Funny SMS / Jokes

2009-08-23T10:43:00.002-07:00

For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani" &
For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!!

Friends are great

2009-08-23T10:43:00.001-07:00

Friends r like street lights along the road.
They don’t make the distance any shorter
but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

Friendship SMS / SMS Jokes/ Text SMS

2009-08-23T10:42:00.000-07:00

U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

SMS Jokes / SMS Messages/ Text SMS/ One Liners SMS

2009-08-21T20:38:00.000-07:00

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

One Liners SMS / SMS Jokes

2009-08-21T20:37:00.003-07:00

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

One Liners SMS / SMS Jokes

2009-08-21T20:37:00.002-07:00

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

One Liners Text SMS

2009-08-21T20:37:00.001-07:00

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

One Liners SMS Messages

2009-08-21T20:36:00.002-07:00

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

One Liners SMS Jokes

2009-08-21T20:36:00.001-07:00

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

Short SMS

2009-08-21T20:35:00.000-07:00

Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

Wise SMS Jokes / Wise Text SMS

2009-08-18T05:21:00.002-07:00

Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends.

Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s
called falling in love, because you don’t force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Do you love me because I am beautiful
or am I beautiful because I am loved?

Love the heart that hurts you,
But never hurt the heart that loves you

Miss You SMS Jokes / Miss You SMS Messages

2009-08-18T05:21:00.001-07:00

You came to my life unpredicted
Everything happen next is unexpected
We just ride on the flow
Without knowing, we acted out in the show.

Birthday SMS Jokes / Birthday SMS Message

2009-08-12T09:12:00.001-07:00

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

Friendship SMS Jokes / Frinedship SMS Message / Friendship Text SMS

2009-08-12T09:11:00.003-07:00

Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation is

“Friendship”

Good Night SMS Jokes / Good Night SMS Messages

2009-08-12T09:11:00.001-07:00

GOOD NIGHT…
Have a
“salty Dreams”
Because daily sweet is not
Good for U”r health,take care

Love SMS / Love Message / Love Text SMS

2009-08-11T01:08:00.001-07:00

‘L’:love
‘I’:Incidents
‘F’:Friends
‘E’:Emotions
If ‘F’ miss in life…
Then LIFE Become (LIE)….
So Don’t Forget ur friends……..

Friendship SMS Quotes / SMS Quotes / SMS Jokes / Free SMS

2009-08-11T01:07:00.000-07:00

Our Friendshp Tree Started Out As A Seed Many Years Ago

And Grew Geniunely With Time.

We Planted The Seeds Of Friendship,

And The Bond Has Become Closer Between Your Seed And Mine.

As Our Friendship Continues To Grow,

I Appreciate Every Ring And Every Leaf On My Tree

That Has Grown Over The Years.

For Every Ring And Leaf Symbolizes A Special Event,

A Laugh, Or Even A Cry.

For You Have Made A Difference In My Life.

The Events We Weather In Life Make Us Who We Are.

And Just As A Tree Grows Roots,

We Grow A Stronger Bond Each And Every Passing Day.

I Want To Thank You For Being My Roots, My Stable Force,

And My Wonderful Friend!

Friends Forever

Pass The “Friendship Tree” To All Your Friends!

Comedy SMS Messages / Text SMS Messages

2009-08-11T01:06:00.000-07:00

Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Comedy SMS Jokes / Comedy SMS Message

2009-08-11T01:05:00.000-07:00

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too…I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs.

Love sms Text Messages /Love sms Jokes

2009-08-10T09:04:00.000-07:00

App Kabhi Na Humari Azmaish Ker Sako Gey

Jan Se Bhi Zyada Kia Farmaish Ker Sako Gay

Piyar Kerty Hain Tujhy Itna Jitna Samander Mein Hai Pani

Kia Samander Ke Pani Ki Pamaish Ker Sako Gay’’…!!

Independence Day Sms Jokes / Independence Day Sms

2009-08-10T09:02:00.000-07:00

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………

Love SMS Text Messages

2009-07-31T05:05:00.002-07:00

Two things never defined in whole life,

1 is LOVE

bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.

2nd Friend
bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Funny Jokes Text Messages

2009-07-31T05:05:00.001-07:00

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas

Friendship SMS / SMS Jokes / Friendship SMS Message

2009-07-28T05:15:00.000-07:00

Apki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai.
Tmam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai.
Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kar SMS bhej do.
Khusi ke waste ye silsila hi kafi hai.

Friendship SMS Text Messages / SMS Jokes

2009-07-28T05:11:00.001-07:00

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.

It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.

Friendship SMS Text Messages / SMS Jokes

2009-07-28T05:11:00.000-07:00

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.

It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.

True Friendship Never Dies… (Friendship Day SMS)

2009-07-28T05:09:00.000-07:00

“Hey, We both are
Great Friends right.?
Have I ever done
anything harmful to you.? Or did I speak something bad about you to others.? Then why the hell
did you do this to me.?
Why didn’t you tell me
that you were going
to leave me Alone.”?- Words spoken by
a person in front of
his Friend’s Dead Body.
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True Friendship Never Dies.

Bollywood SMS Jokes / Text SMS Jokes

2009-07-23T11:15:00.000-07:00

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain…

Good Night Text SMS Messages

2009-07-18T05:37:00.000-07:00

Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night

Happy Anniversary Text Messages

2009-07-12T05:09:00.000-07:00

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Funny Lip Kiss Sms Jokes

2009-07-12T05:00:00.002-07:00

Larkion k lips per KISS krne ki waja?
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ye wo wahid triqa hai jis se wo thori
dair k liye khamosh ho jati hain.

Sad Poetry Text Messages

2009-07-12T05:00:00.001-07:00

Ek Raat Hoi Barsat Bohat.....
Me Roya Sari Raat Bohat.....
Har Ghum Thai Zamaney K Lekin.....
Me Tanha Tha us Raat Bohat.....
Phir Aankh Se Ek Sawan Barsa.....
Jab Seher Hoi Tu Kheyal Aya.....
Wo Badal Kitna Tanha Tha.....
Jo Barsa Sari Raat Bohat...

Sweet Islamic Text Messages

2009-07-12T04:59:00.001-07:00

Aisa Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jis Ke Karne Wale Ko Allah Bohat Pasand Karta Hai,

Magar Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Wo Kaam Nahi Kia..??

Ans: Huzoor Pak (S.A.W) Ne Kabhi Aazan Nahi Di Thi Kyun Ke Agar

Aap (S.A.W) Aazan Dete To Kainaat Ki Har Cheez Masjid Main Aa Jati

Aur Nizam-E-Kainaat Tabah Ho Jata.

Cool Decent Text Messages

2009-07-11T00:58:00.000-07:00

High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me 'where is GOD', i'll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me'whr GOD is not'i'l reward u
200Rs.

Sardar Ji SMS Text Messages

2009-07-11T00:49:00.001-07:00

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...

Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra.

Urdu Funny Sms Jokes

2009-07-11T00:48:00.002-07:00

Pora parhna lazmi hai.
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Barri Meharbani apki. Ab apna kam karen

English Funny Text Messages

2009-07-11T00:48:00.001-07:00

Why some people don’t wear helmet?

Helmet protects the "BRAIN"
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet.

English Friendship Text Messages

2009-07-11T00:47:00.000-07:00

Today Is World Red Rose Night.

If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

N See How Many Missed Call U Get

Sweet Text Messages

2009-07-11T00:46:00.000-07:00

ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..

kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hay

aap nay kaha yeh qabar may lete hue
log ab tauba karna chahte hain lekin
oper wala ab tauba qabool karna nahi chahta...